Night of the Swamp Creature
You can believe this tale really happened or you can
not believe it. I'm here to tell you that every word is the God's honest truth.
It was 1972 and I was camping with my childhood chum
Lenny on some obscure piece of bayou in southern Louisiana. I had already
crawled into the tent for what I thought was the night. Lenny was just outside,
finishing up his traditional bedtime snack of orange juice and chocolate chip
cookies. (If I tell you that this remains a favorite of his to this very day,
then I also telegraph the fact that both my friend and I somehow survived this
horrific incident.)
I was right on the cusp of fading into slumber when
Lenny suddenly called me.
"Quick get out here!"
I liked crawling out of bed no better back then than
I do today, but the urgency in his voice had me stumbling through the tent's
zippered flap in about ten seconds.
"Look!" he said.
"What?"
"Don't you see it?" he asked, pointing
excitedly into the black night.
And now I surely did. There in this pitch darkness I
could easily make out two glowing eyes, eyes that were now clearly focused back
on me.
"What is it?" Lenny asked.
I answered in truth that I didn't have a clue, and
then retreated back into the tent to retrieve my camera. As I mentioned, this
incident took place in the early '70's when one of the popular movies of the
day was something called The Legend of Boggy Creek. We hadn't seen the movie
but just about everyone knew that it was about some sort of hideous swamp
creature that may or may not exist in the Arkansas swamps.
Well, we weren't in Arkansas, but we were certainly
in the swamps. And it was dark and it was spooky and we both had very active
imaginations. So when you take all of that into consideration what we did next
might be classified as sort of brave. Sort of.
Quietly we crept towards our car and started it. The
plan was to drive slowly towards the creature, whatever manner of beast it
might be, without scaring it off. Then we would suddenly turn on the headlights
and, hopefully, not be so terrified by what we saw that we'd fail get a
picture.
We started the car, which sounded blaringly loud to
us on this dark and quiet bayou. We looked again and confirmed that the eyes
were still glaring at us. Whatever it was, car engine or no car engine, this
thing wasn't running anywhere. Except maybe at us.
Lenny put the car in gear as I clutched the camera
in my now-sweaty hands, and we slowly crept forward. Still those eyes weren't
backing down. When we determined that we were close enough to take a photo (but
not too close, heh-heh) Lenny quickly switched on the headlights. A second
later the dark Louisiana night was further split by the flash from my camera.
Got 'im!
As I stared at the huge creature I marveled that no
matter how much you think you know in life, and no matter what your age,
there's always something new to learn. For example, I never knew that cows are
sometimes let out to graze at night. Did you?
2 Comments:
I was hoping you had seen something like an alligator or crocodile!!!
Now those things will eat a person as well as any other visitor to the swamplands!!!
Well....I guess I'm glad you didn't become dinner or I would never have had the pleasure(?) of getting to know you!!!
Speaking of swamp creatures...
Have you ever had gator tail???
YUM!!! It's real popular down in Florida and other parts of the southeast!!!
I'm looking forward to my next trip down to have some more!!!
Sadly out here in Arizona we can't even find rattlesnake on too many menus!!!
It's pretty good too....tastes like chicken...a bit!!!
MOO!!! BOO!!!!
No, but I've eaten kangaroo...
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